Saturday, February 15, 2020

Invisible Networks #15: Posting Garbage

"Hey so this new social network seems interesting. The pitch for it is overtly crass and nihilistic, but that just means it has a good chance at being a community that will inherently defy it by fostering meaningful connection in our struggling times." -SolventSnake1535

- SolventSnake1535 has been permanently banned for the following reason(s): Post contains non-ironic cultural analysis. -

"Hah! They weren't fuckin' around with the site rules." -BirbSammich03

"Yeah. Hopefully this moderation means we won't have to deal with people bringing heavy topics into here. I especially like this YouTuber's breakdown on why we need lighthearted online spaces grbg.post/dg8h35t2h2g" -Kanra0307

- Kanra0307 has been permanently banned for the following reason(s): Post contains non-humorous use of citation. -

"Vicious." -BirbSammich03

"This truly is the place where intellect fails, like a wave ineffectually shattering against a rocky shore." -OneLunchMan98

"Careful, if you're too poetic you might get shot down." -BirbSammich03

- BirbSammich03 has been permanently banned for the following reason(s): Post contains useful advice. -

"Alright, fuck it. Here's a picture of my butt grbg.post/hh2ut082hs" -IodinersDriveinsAndDives

"Iodiner, I can't help but notice that in the picture that mole on your lower left cheek looks similar to a skin cancer a family member of mine had. She dismissed it as simply a mole on her arm and eventually lost use of that limb because diagnosis and treatment were too late. You should ask your physician to refer you to a dermatologist to make certain that it's a benign growth." -SmashMouthLover64

- SmashMouthLover64 has been permanently banned for the following reason(s): Post contains detailed and informed medical advice (though seriously, IodinersDriveinsAndDives should get their ass checked by a doctor, that mole really doesn't look normal.) -

"What the fuck." -IodinersDriveinsAndDives

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